I'm going to the river this weekend, who's coming with?

I'm white trash and I'll admit it. Underneath the twin Polo brand bright pink and blue "custom" fit popped-collared shirts is a red blooded american. I used to wear spurs and chaps and say "ya'll".

We're going to pack up ice chests full of cheap beer, sun tan lotion that we'll inevitably forget to put on, and various tobacco products. And then...then we'll just get baked out of our minds.

I'm looking for some fearless souls who want to join. Here's what you need:
-An open mind (who knows what we might see)
-A few bucks
-LOTS of cheap beer
-To call or comment or email or IM or stop by the pad

We don't need philosophical or pseudo-intellectual conversation...Leave that for the city-folk. Bring along your dick and fart jokes, your love for midget threesome sex or whatever...we won't discriminate.

So far I’m thinking Sunday- I believe Angie and her crew will be headed up there then. If we do this right we can all meet up at the beginning in some parking lot to discuss “action-plans” and then hit the road. Also, if we do this right, by the end we won’t be able to remember our named.

If you’re interested let me know. Hoot.